Logged December 04, 2012 — Sometimes logging into the game you can waltz right into the strangest OOC chatter on the knot.

[Fort Weyr] Hotaru: At least it wouldn't be Th'ero's fault this time. Th'ero is like the Pernese Chuck Norris
[Fort Weyr] Hotaru: He's got another fist under his hair.
[Fort Weyr] Th'ero peers.
[Fort Weyr] Hotaru: Hi Th'ero. XD
[Fort Weyr] D'ani: Wha?
[Fort Weyr] Yurolt chuckles. Chuck Norris is a pansy.
[Fort Weyr] M'lo: Th'ero isn't afraid of Thread because his beard is MADE of Thread.
[Fort Weyr] Abigail snerks.

[Fort Weyr] Elijah dies.
[Fort Weyr] D'ani: I /like/ Chuck Norris!
[Fort Weyr] Elijah also just read Chuckles Norris.
[Fort Weyr] Abigail lol
[Fort Weyr] Elijah: Which seems scary.
[Fort Weyr] Hotaru: He eats a Thread and glass shard omelet for breakfast
[Fort Weyr] M'lo: When Th'ero doesn't do push-ups, he pushes Pern /down/.
[Fort Weyr] Yurolt: You know why Th'ero can't *between* back in time?
[Fort Weyr] M'lo: Why?
[Fort Weyr] Yurolt: Two Th'ero's would destroy the universe.
[Fort Weyr] M'lo laughs
[Fort Weyr] Th'ero: True fact!

[Fort Weyr] Yurolt: We had a Sgt. Polston when I was at Camp Pendleton, and did that same thing. Replace Norris with Polston. I must have heard every joke ever.
[Fort Weyr] Elijah: Awesome.
[Fort Weyr] M'lo: Th'ero has a Southern Feline carpet in his weyr. The feline isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
[Fort Weyr] Yurolt: Th'ero's tears can cure cancer, problem is he never cries.
[Fort Weyr] Hotaru: Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia. Fear of Th'ero is called logic.
[Fort Weyr] M'lo: Th'ero is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
[Fort Weyr] Elijah dies.
[Fort Weyr] Yurolt: There is no such thing as evolution, just animals Th'ero allows to live.
[Fort Weyr] Chyhi: Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Th'ero stories.
[Fort Weyr] Yurolt: The dark is afraid of Th'ero.
[Fort Weyr] M'lo: Th'ero does not sleep. He /waits/.
[Fort Weyr] Hotaru: His sister is the one with the sleeping problems D:
[Fort Weyr] Chyhi: Th'ero makes onions cry.

[Fort Weyr] M'lo: When Th'ero was a child a Harper assigned him an essay: "What is courage?" Th'ero received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
[Fort Weyr] Yurolt: Good one!
[Fort Weyr] Borodin: Th'ero made his Weyr by kicking the mountain. Once.
[Fort Weyr] Dtirae smoochies the knot. Off to my sister's violin recital then working out. Will be back and RPable after. ;)
[Fort Weyr] M'lo: Solar eclipses are what the sun has to do to survive a staring contest with Th'ero.
[Fort Weyr] Dtirae has disconnected.
[Fort Weyr] Yurolt: Th'ero was once in a staring contest with a statue. Th'ero won.
[Fort Weyr] Elijah: You guys are hilarious.
[Fort Weyr] M'lo: Th'ero knows Victoria's secret.
[Fort Weyr] Yurolt: Win! M'lo wins!
[Fort Weyr] M'lo bows. XD
[Fort Weyr] Yurolt: And now Th'ero's head is gonna be huge.

[Fort Weyr] M'lo: M'lo's connection didn't randomly quit, Th'ero scared it into hiding.
[Fort Weyr] Yurolt: Enough, you're killing me.
[Fort Weyr] Borodin: Cats gets nine lives because Th'ero has a soft side. ;)
[Fort Weyr] M'lo: Th'ero puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter." LOL
[Fort Weyr] Kriki: one day, superman and Th'ero had an arm wrestling contest and the loser had to put his underwear above his tights
[Fort Weyr] Yurolt: The used to be road named after Th'ero. It's name had to be changed, because no one crosses Th'ero and lives.
[Fort Weyr] Th'ero snickersnorts and loves you guys.
[Fort Weyr] M'lo laughs
[Fort Weyr] M'lo: We love you, too, Th'ero!
[Fort Weyr] Yurolt: Clearly we all sort of fear you as well. :P
[Fort Weyr] Kriki: the Doctor flies in a phonebox because Th'ero stole his real spaceship :D
[Fort Weyr] M'lo laughs

[Fort Weyr] Kriki just made that one up :D
[Fort Weyr] Yurolt: A guard once tried to arrest Th'ero, the guard was lucky to get off with a warning.
[Fort Weyr] Kriki bets it was you, Yurolt
[Fort Weyr] Yurolt shrugs. "You live, you learn."
[Fort Weyr] M'lo: Th'ero can cut a knife with butter.
[Fort Weyr] Yurolt: That was gonna be my next one!
[Fort Weyr] Abigail comes back to all these and cackles. XD
[Fort Weyr] Borodin: Weeping Angels hide their eyes so they don't accidentally see Th'ero.

[Fort Weyr] M'lo giggles
[Fort Weyr] Yurolt: Nice.
[Fort Weyr] Abigail lol
[Fort Weyr] D'ani: Seeya
[Fort Weyr] D'ani: Dtirae.
[Fort Weyr] Hotaru sits on D'ani.
[Fort Weyr] Yurolt: Death once had a near=Th'ero expierence.
[Fort Weyr] D'ani: Darn enter key! (snickers at the one-liners. I have never heard these). XD
[Fort Weyr] M'lo: Last one from me, I promise. "Th'ero's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried."
[Fort Weyr] Yurolt: Ha! I already used that one!
[Fort Weyr] D'ani thinks Borodin wins.

[Fort Weyr] Yurolt: I'll bring it home with this one, Th'ero counted to infinity…Twice.
[Fort Weyr] M'lo: Darn
[Fort Weyr] Kriki: you heard of that big earthquake recently? That's when Th'ero shouts after you :D
[Fort Weyr] Kriki struts
[Fort Weyr] Yurolt laughs.
[Fort Weyr] Yurolt: Well that was a marvelously fun waste of time. I'll see you guys later.

[Fort Weyr] Hotaru: You missed all the fun Elara
[Fort Weyr] Elara: Th'ero can light a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
[Fort Weyr] Abigail lol!
[Fort Weyr] Hotaru laughs.
[Fort Weyr] Elara misses nothing. ;)
[Fort Weyr] M'lo grins
[Fort Weyr] D'ani: Elara wins - bumps Borodin down to second place. XD

[Fort Weyr] Borodin scrambles off to the kitchens to make the victory feast.
[Fort Weyr] Elara: Woohoo!
[Fort Weyr] Abigail: I dono, the weeping angel one was good. Perhaps a tie?
[Fort Weyr] M'lo: The Doctor only travels with Companions so that when Th'ero chases him, he has someone nearby to trip.
[Fort Weyr] D'ani: Tie then. Cos less-than-1 second comeback was that good. XD
[Fort Weyr] M'lo gets no props.
[Fort Weyr] Abigail lol
[Fort Weyr] Abigail gives M'lo a cookie.
[Fort Weyr] D'ani awards M'lo third place? ;)
[Fort Weyr] M'lo noms and is happy