This is Fort, No One Just DIES

[Fort Weyr] Th'ero: Maybe he just… dies of natural causes?
[Fort Weyr] Th'ero: Old Steward is old.
[Fort Weyr] Nyalle: …this is Fort.
[Fort Weyr] Th'ero: FINE.
[Fort Weyr] Nyalle: Where's the fun in that?
[Fort Weyr] Inri: That would scare everyone.
[Fort Weyr] Inri: It's kind of great in a way though. Mirinda has to do an autopsy because of natural suspicion and comes up with NOTHING.
[Fort Weyr] Nyalle: Hahaha. Maybe he /does/ die of natural causes but everyone is all OMG MURDER.
[Fort Weyr] Inri braincell Nyalle. Can I do it? XD
[Fort Weyr] Nyalle: Then omg INVISIBLE KILLER
[Fort Weyr] Th'ero dies.
[Fort Weyr] Ha'ze: He should die from baby goats. He's allergic to them.
[Fort Weyr] Inri: She's all like, I have NO IDEA what happened, he just DIED like OLD PEOPLE DO.
[Fort Weyr] Th'ero: That… yep, that sounds about right for Fort XD
[Fort Weyr] Nyalle: And Kimm can be, "No one just DIES in Fort!"
[Fort Weyr] Nyalle: "There has to be a REASON."
[Fort Weyr] Zhirayr: "We haven't had a natural death since HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO!"
[Fort Weyr] Nyalle: Ahahahaha.
[Fort Weyr] Dtirae sideeyes…
[Fort Weyr] Th'ero: Blame everything on Laris.
[Fort Weyr] Ha'ze: We're killing people Dtirae.
[Fort Weyr] Dtirae: What did I come back to?
[Fort Weyr] Dtirae laughs.
[Fort Weyr] Ha'ze: Of natural causes. But this is Fort. So no one believes it.
[Fort Weyr] Inri: Who would be in charge of asking for an autopsy? Whoever that is, you need to RP with Mirinda tomorrow so I can have her get her hackles up and be nervous.
[Fort Weyr] Inri: And then write a vig where she can't find anything at all wrong and … immediately thinks it's some new poison because who just dies?
[Fort Weyr] Zhirayr slowclaps the whole thing.

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